The 5-year-old boy, categorically the most famous 5-year-old boy in the world, is a trending meme before hour three, and a homosexual, too. “Well… (Long pause) you know, people need a good laugh.” What caption will get it some major clicks? The administrators of these social media accounts stare at the picture. Two hours later, the boy’s photographs are now under the custody of the numerous ‘meme pages’ on social networking websites.